screwed

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: hi! :)



how have yall been???

haha i m screwed



last friday i handed in my chinese compo haha (first screw)

lolz

went to sch to hand in

dunno why i dint realise i nvr hand in leh kos i finished it b4 sch closed

haha

then it has been sleeping there on my table right infront of my nose until i realised that i had to hand it in haha

lolz i think it hibernate enough liaoz

haha chers always say some of us the homework wait and wait until the cows come home still doesnt appear in the lockers haha

for i guess its at least 2whole weeks of cows c'min home n my zuo wen is still not there! haha



went to bras bersar to kaikai aft that haha

nth to do siah

holidays worse than schooling days

its a really real tio retrenched feelin hhaa (second screw)

nth to do at all mann

but nxt wk u'll c me chiong things until lyke theres no tommorrow

haha

i also went to the NLB to borrow book lolz

the chinese book we haf to borrow for hols homework

haha i borrowed the last one in hte NLB!!!! hahaa



was editing videos for my idmi haha

kos i had this video of hong yi

which i want to take away the background n put another one there

so i used the keying method to do it

but wth siah

his head got some unwanted shadows so when i used keylight and then clip black n white his head diappeared ahhaha

now in hte video he's some headless kia talking haahhahahha lol (fourth screw)

sianz larh he pang seh me now only left me so emo at home do vid editing haha(fifth screw)

jkjk



sianzzz juz changed my hard disk

haha every thing works except my windows live messenger lolz (sixth screw)

haha



but i seriously think that the hols are

screwed. (seventh screw haha yay seven is a lucky no. :) )

haha

nvm jyjy enjoy the hols as much as possible. :)

holidayz

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: "hi!"

haha damn longz nvr blogz

koz i hadz a veryz tightz schedulez haha

goin wierd alreadyz with all the z's at the back of words

haha

lots has happen to me =D

PSLTC and SConquer!

yay! =D

i think PSLTC was a very well done job haha (maybe not..!?!)

yay thx PSLTCrew for all the help the jokes and the stuffs we did!

haha i think i can become some back-up-plan thinker for anything already lolz

haha SC rocks gogogogogogogo!

haha heres a joke i told during psltc

there was this doctor who had a hospital of madmen

so one day he wanted to test whether 3 madmen were mad

although they were madmen but there is always a possibility that they were juz men but not mad

so anw

the doctordecided to conduct a test (obviously to test if they were mad kos its called a test)

he brought them to a dark dark room and turned on a bright bright torchlight

then he called the first madman in and asked him to climb up the light beam to the ceiling

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

but the madman failed to do so

so the doctor let him go out of the room and wrote in the book: MAD

then he called the second madman in and asked him to climb up the light beam to the ceiling
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
but the madman ALSO failed to do so
so the doctor ALSO let him go out of the room ALSO and ALSO wrote in the bookALSO : MAD ALSO

then he called the thrid mad man in

the fella look at him and says: "EH i not so stupid one! i wont climb the light beam"

the doctor very happy. he writes in the book: NOT MAD

then he stands up, ready to congratulate the madman

budden the madman says: "u think i so stupid arh? wait i climb up the beam, u turn off the torch i FALL DOWN lehhhh!"

hahahhaha

and there are a lot mroe jokes but i shant type it here kos my fingers quite suan le lol

more about SConquer in the nxt post =D

waht haf yall been doin this hols?

i haf been camping, parkouring, playing-ball-ing, calligraphying, sleeping and slacking

lolz

i haven touched my homework yet

haha

and i am surprised that wikipedia describes macbeth to be "Shakesphere's SHORTEST tragedy"

one the book is freaking THICK!

lolz

i think i wont finish it even when sch reopens

haha there was one random night i was eatin dinner with my family

Me: eh put the chilli sauce leh

bro: dun wan larh u put can alr

dad: aiyo! i put lah anw i last time also Company Sergeant Major (CSM)one! haha C-S-M chilli sauce man

haha lol

i think got some ppl also potential CSMs but not Company Sergeant Major, rather as Company's Shortest Man lol

then my bro farted haha

then i was lyke: OMG pollute the air siah!

bro: relle meh? juz a little bit only ward aft it diffuse then no smell liao

mom: yah larh u dun anyhow say. your bro fart is pollute the air then u fart is waht? 世界末日 arh?

me: -_-/// huh? then lyke that i think the earth died a lot of times liao

haha

anw my fart is very nice smell de =D

yucks that was wierd

anw,

i think our class blog is gettin a BIT interesting horh 3kopitiam???

haha lolz

to think that when we first started off...

WOW! lolz all ages admitted yay! juz lyke my blog lolz

haha then yesterday i went to try again lolz

heres what we haf:

haha lol

and 3kopitiam maybe wonderin ?WHY?

haha according to them,

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
canniball (2x)
s__ (1x)

haha lolz

thanks for the masterpieces zong long haha

anw so how arh?

does this mean i need to ask my parents to come n see when i wanna read cls blog lolz

haha

anw they say that my blog is rated general and This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
sadist (1x)

lolz

haha yall shld try n c how they rate ppls blog vry fun haha

so u see i am extremely sianzzz this holidays

bored until can do all these weirdweird stuff haha

§đ®ǻωЌ©Ãβ. ®ɱ is most cute =D

Milestonish

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: "YOz ppl!"

haha the greetings was adapted frm ernest! =D
i miss the YOz i used to hear frm ernest every schoolin day mornin of yr 1 n 2
haha

YAY its been milestonish for me =D
i finally beat pinky in 2.4 haha
by 1 second =D
but she beats me in the grade
mann
so i've won n lost
haha

now physics rocks bigtime
haha
i love cher alot
his no idea n separate tables n those wierd silly n funny baby jokes are nice
lolz
qn: wahts screamin, semi-liquid,spinnin around
ans: a baby in a blender
then we're lyke 00 huh?
random siah
i think phy cher is made up of gas lorhs
he's soooo random hahaha
gordon also =D
but i really lyke gordon's randomness
it adds really good humor in teh cls =D


here's a nice joke
what does it mean by this: x 三 x ?
haha
mathematically, it means that x is an identity of x
chemistrically, it means that element x forms 3 covalent bonds with element x
mathe-chinesically, it means x multiplied by 三(three) mutliplied by x, to give us 3x^2
artistically, it is an abstract art work depicting a face
haha
u wont get my joke if u're not inclined to any of the four "cally"'s mentioned abv haha

hhaha i have just reached a new level of fabianism haha yet another milestone

wateva

ohya u know my blog is rated "G" for general audience

but soon its gonna be rated "F" for fabianism

haha

thats the new genre for my blog =D

i think my maths file is dead

kos i left it to suffocate under my desk at sch

mann

haven file in yet leh

monday need to chiong maths file

luckly yesterday i met hongyi

then i know all the HW to do this wkend

heng siah

hongyi must haf listened to "How to Save a Life" by the fray

kos he really did saved mine by tellin me abt hw

of course i could always chiong hw on mon morn kos thats my tradition for this whole year since it started

but i haf the stupid maths file to worry abt

mann thats another milestone for me

i am actually doin hw now when i usually procrastinate n leave it empty till tmr

the other day sat with ShaoShuai not bad siah

i finally could balance the ionic eqn thingthing

waht a milestone

haha i forgot everything i learnt abt this in yr2 siah

SS is a good cher

i think my maths test is gonna fail leh

damn scared nwz

i lost 3 marks liao kos this is the first time i dint glance at BonusQn

i checked my work leh

first time i think thats a milestone too

haha

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says:"my life is milestonish"

Speech Post

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: "HI!"

good morning everyone,
i am §d®awk©Åb. ®m, your first and only speaker (typer shld be a better word kos aft all there is no sound in the blog so yea u haf to read waht i haf to say) for today, and i would like to touch on the topic of LAMENESS.

As defined by wikipedia, LAMENESS is....... woops sorry no such word here so no defination taht describes waht i know it is.
okay wateva
lets change the topic
today i will be touching on the topic of laughter
from wikipedia, laughter is defined as: Laughter is an audible expression or appearance of happiness, or an inward feeling of joy and orgasmic stimulation (laughing on the inside).
haha lol
i think i have juz caught the LA OP virus haha
lets works togetha to speaks good english mann! =D
hahahhahah

this wk has been a non-stressful week kos of the lack of hw
n my slackishness
i am enjoyin phyics lesson vry much
we were learnin abt the diffs btn temperature n heat
so cher tell us that temperature is measurement, heat is energy
n temperature got 3 types: Kelvin, Fahrenheit, Celcius
so he wrote on the board: K F C
then Kenny immediately went: hahaha KFC (kentucky fried chicken)
tehn the class was laughin lyk mad
lol cher said it was a bad joke
n Bei Chen was mutterin: KFC.... Kenny's Funny Comment
haha
lolz
i think 3k rocks! nw a lot of ppl has been under my influence n are turnin lame!
yay!
we must 发扬光大!

fridays nvr felt so good!
haha
i had NO CCA at all on friday which was yesterday
yay!
played Soccer for abt 4hrs lolz
fun!
played Soccer today again for 2 hrs
now i m an angkukueh
haha
i haf joined the muggers grp offically!
my specialty is mugging Soccer, PK n LAMENESS
n i realized that i m in a lot of commitments leh
kos i got lyke 4 CCAs
I in XIJU n SHUFA (CS),
n in StudentCouncil(SC),
n also in a temporary cca, SOCCER CLUB (SC)
so yea i haf 2 CS cca n 2 SC cca
i m so stress kos everytime very confused btn CS n SC
haha keep havin to switch here n thr
then dunno which side is 5' or 3' so read from left to right or right to left
haha i realized S is not a base pair leh so cant read lol
n then i also dunno how to test for the elements Scandium (Sc) or Caesium (Cs) so yea keep gettin mixed up.
stress siah haha
jkjk

haha today the HSK test was not bad
i thot it'll be scary but it isnt aft all
yay!
cn slp in the test =D
each section except for the listen can use abt 15~20mins to do then the rest of hte time i was slpin
haha
i thnk i gonna fail it siah
kos nvr check at all

sianzz
i haf to piah art nwz
kos the 60% is at stake
n lookin at the rubrics for the sculpture i realized that i shldnt haf slacked throughout the week
kos yea lots of unacomplished stuffs
i guess i'll haf to motivate myself thn

§d®awk©Åb. ®m, the artist, can we do it?
YES we can

ok wateva that was self praise n random
lolz 老王卖瓜，自卖自夸
haha
anw i shall stop sellin the 瓜s alr
kos i badly need to chiong HW liao
haha
thats the price u haf to pay for slakish wks
u haf to fork out a chiongin wk-end
sianzzz
wateva mann
§d®awk©Åb. ®m looks at his calculator n says: "U jump, I jump. i love u! =D"
haha i m jumpin into hw liaoz
hope i managed to come out aft completin em
haha but i'll have my calculator with me =D

n with that we haf come to the end of the speech post
a very random speech post
with so many focuses to touch on haha
so i guess i have been molestin lots of topics
jkjk i was just touchin on em
ahhhahah
§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: "Thankyou for listening to my speech... ('readin my post' might be better in this contex =D)"

NO TITLE (kos i cant think of one =D)

§d®awk©Åb. ®m says:"hi"

haha
pk rocks
keeps away the stress from sch
mann tmr got some chem prac which i haf nt study
so gonna fail mann
then theres bio test on friday which i think i will try to study on thurs
n i think bio is crazy
test on fri, prac nxt wk, test nxtnxt wk
mannnnnnn

n there are a lot of things to design
first there is my sculpture which is the stakeholder in my AEP grade, having 60% of the shares
and then i hav a nicenice chem poster to do for possible bonus marks =D
n there is also a CME poster which i admit is really bad of me to still not pass up as it was due on last weds which i found out yesterday
lol
yesterday i still thot that it was this weds, in other words, today hand in
mannn
must been dreamin
the world's goin crazy
sianzzz
n i haf to sign my lvl camp form! ^^ i actually rmb! =D
yay
so actually bloggin is kinda gd kos u cn rmb abt stuffs while doin so lolz

haha now i finally understand why i feeel so slackish kos i forgot abt lots of hw
lol
sch is so unstressful for me
this kinda person who doessnt love to study but doesnt love to fail too
thats why i m pissed off by ch
mann
for the first time in my life
i scored a pathetic 2/20 for zonghetiankong the FILL IN THE BLANKS thingy
mann thats bad siah
lucky today wasnt ch test
if not IDK IDK IDK IDK mannn
this is really bad
but nvm
i know that numerator for the score would multiply itself by 10 and the denominator would remain the same tmr when i take the REAL CH TEST. yay
§d®awk©Åb. ®m is prepared NOT TO FAIL
haha so no matter how all this shty failures come
i m still laughin away
lol
thats why i fail at bein emo
which is good
ahhahahahhahaa

n mann
i phailed in 2.4 today
wateva lah pinky
its another milestone for u to add to your many other milestones
the milestone of beatin me in 2.4. (which i dun really think u shld consider to be a milestone kos bein honest beatin me is really actually a metrestone. haha)
so far i only have 1 pathetic milestone but nvm i'll increase that number
haha NAPFA wasnt today
phew!
but the day haf to do chin up is Clement's bdae
lolz
jyjy Clement
u got more muscle thn me sure cn one! =D
we'll sing happy bdae for u whn u doin the chinchins
haha
go watch the MR.MUSCLE advertisement so u cn grow more muscles YAY!

tmr is LA OP
i haf only tonight to kick all the bad speakin habits i haf
like sayin words like "guys", "YA", "erm erm erm", ".... it's like....", "....stuffs", etc
lol
daily speakin habits haf to take care mann if not arh OP varly hiong siah!
n i haf to stop the singlish famous catch phrases like the "lorh"s, "horh"s, "larh"s, "then"'s "liek that one", "buay tahan", etc
haha
anw wether singlish or slang, they're really bad so yea SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH ppl! =D
hahahaha
bb i haf to go refine my angmor so yea haf to go to the english refinery to refine the pronunciation ores so that they can be processed into good english which can be sent from my voice box n into yr ear drums for those listenin to our LA OP tmr! =D

§d®awk©Åb. ®m:"lifes great when i m pk-ing everywhere i go"

pk-ing in a pink shirt

§d®awk©Åb. ®m: "hi ppl"

haha spent a nice gd friday runnin ard s'goon
ppl who understand will understand
haha waht in the world am i typin
lol
anw i must say that pk rocks

sports day on thurs was a bit sian
kos it rained
haha
but at least i found out how nice bedok was
really damn gd place to play
haha
shld haf gone thr with siang in the mornin
thn we cant pk in our pink shirts together! =D

aft that i went with some clsmates to eat dinner in some faraway place frm home
lol
why does all the ppl live so far away mannn
i wished i nvr live in s'goon
so far siah everytime do proj, meet up, eat dinner all those stuffs
but s'goon is gd for pk n thats why i love the place i live in =D

but i guess it was quite wierd
hah
i was lyke teh only guy thr in a PINK shirt somemore
sianzzz
this one haf to blame orientation comm
haha
jkjk
i not blamin anyone
hey! i m part of the comm mann haha ok PINK shirt rocks
wateva haha
anw i went to pk in a PINK shirt that mornin so who cares?
haha

but i felt real wierds walkin with em in my pink shirt sianzzz
thats the bad thing abt dhs: guys are outnumbered
lol
then theyall so wierd one
go mrt go toliet, go shoppin centre also go toliet
thn must wait for em outside the toliet
they come out that time got one auntie lookin real wierd at me
think she must be wonderin why in the world this guy wears a pink shirt n is waitin for a bunch of ?uh frens? out side the toliet haha

went to some pasta wateva place to eat some unkown dish
haha
i think i really fail at eatin such stuffs
i m made for those kopitiam foods
haha 3k guess who came up with kopitiam lol it was me in case ppl dint rmb
lol
i feel uncle-ish
eh but i m young enuf to do lots of uncle-cant-do-stuffs

n nw we're in the wkends with lots of hw piled up
i dunno exactly hw much hw
but yea those are for monday mornin, recess and lunch to chiong
haha
bb then i goin to pk lerh =D

haha best quote frm sports day
§d®awk©Åb. ®m says: "Sometimes i wonder what kinda stamina she has!Why!she runs in my mind everyday."